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:: miðvikudagur, mars 03, 2004 ::
Nígeríubréf
Í svo langan tíma hef ég beðið eftir að fá Nígeríubréf sem er magnað miðað við það magn af ruslpósti sem ég fæ (kannski hafa bara mörg komið en ég ekki séð þau mitt á meðal ruslsins?
Allaveganna hér fékk ég bréf og ég ætla mér að skrifast á við þetta grey sem hefur greinilega verið farið illa með!
DEAR FRIEND,
I AM MR DANILE DANJUMA ,THE FIRST SON OF LATE NKOSASANA GUMBEZE,ONE OF
THEFORMOST BLACK FARMERS IN ZIMBABWE RECENTLY MURDERED IN THE LAND DISPUTE INMY
COUNTRY.
BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER,HE HAD TAKEN ME TO JOHANNESBURG-
SOUTHAFRICA,TO DEPOSIT THE SUM OF US$25MILLION (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED
STATES DOLLARS) IN ONE OF THE PRIVATE SECURITY COMPANIES,AS FAMILY
VALUABLES,WHEN HE REALISED THE LOOMING DANGER IN ZIMBABWE.
THIS AMOUNT WAS MEANT FOR THE PURCHASE OF NEW MACHINERIES AND CHEMICALS FOR
THE FARMS AND ALSO FOE THE ESTABLISHMENT OF NEW FARMS IN SWAZILAND.THIS LAND
DISPUTE STARTED WHEN PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE INTRODUCED A NEW LAND REFORM WHICH
HAS PARTICU LARLY TARGETED AT THE RICH,WHITE FARMERS ANDA FEW BLACK FARMERS WITH
MY FATHER INCLUDED.THIS RESULTED IN THE GRUESOME KILLING OF RICH FARMERS (MAINLY
WHITES AND FEW BLACKS) AND THE UNLAWFULL POSSESION OF THEIR PROPERTIES BY
MUGABE'S WAR VETERANS,UNDER THE DISGUISE OF FIGHTING FOR THE INTEREST OF
THECOUNTRY.
IT IS AGAINST THIS BACKGROUND I FLED THE COUNTRY WITH MY FAMILY.PRESENTLY WE
ARE RESIDEING TEMPORARILY IN SOUTH AFRICA PENDING THE APPEAL FILED ON OUR BEHALF
BY OUR ATTORNEY TO THE SOUTH AFRICAN DEPARTMENT OF INTERNAL AFFAIRSTO GRANT US
ASYLUM STATUS .AT THE MOMENT WE ARE IN DILEMA DUE TO THE FISCAL LAWS INHIBITING
SOUTH AFRICAN REFUGEES ON MONETARY POLICIES.WE HOPE THIS REQUEST SHOULD BE
GRANTED.
ALL I NEED IS A TRUST WORTHY PERSON IN WHOSE CUSTODY I SHALL ENTRUST THE
ABOVE SAID AMOUNT AND HELP ME AND MY FAMILY BUY A HOME AS WE INTEND TO LEAVE
HERE AS OUR SAFETY IS CONTINOUSLY THREATHENGED THERE ARE TWO OPTIONS,FIRSTLY,YOU
CAN CHOOSE TO HAVE A PERCENTAGE OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE OR GO
INTO PARTNERSHIP WITH ME FOR PROPER INVESTMENT OF THE MONEY IN YOUR COUNTRY.
WE SHALL DISCUSS IN DETAILS WHEN YOU REPLY.I SHALL FURNISH YOU WITH MORE DETAILS
ON REQUEST.I WISH YOU THE BEST IN LIFE (GENERALLY) AS I AWAIT FOR YOUR POSITIVE
RESPONSE.
YOURS TRULY,
DANILE DANJUMA
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:: jójó 12:22 e.h. [+] ::
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